Archive | October, 2011

Fast Food & Pie-in-the-Sky Marketing

29 Oct

I’ve always hated the marketing department.

“Which marketing department, Cory?  You’ve worked at Wendy’s, Taco Bell, and Burger King.”

All of them.

The marketing department takes hours to construct the perfect sandwich, using ingredients that aren’t even edible.  They put a fine mist on the tomatoes, they paint the lettuce green.  BK uses shredded iceberg lettuce, but the ads look as green as romaine lettuce, and they use full leaves of lettuce.  They play up the grill marks on the sandwich to emphasize “flame-broiling.”  They put each ingredient on that sandwich as though they were playing a Jenga game with $1 million dollars at stake.

They play with lighting and exposure times, then take that single, perfect picture.

Then, they touch up any imperfections on the perfect picture using effects in PhotoShop.  The result looks mouth-watering:

Conversely, when the customer orders a Whopper, the goal is to make it in 7 seconds, sometimes with substandard ingredients.  Or, at least shredded lettuce as opposed to leaf, mayo that isn’t as white, onions that have fermented in their own juice for at least an hour, and a burger patty that hasn’t touched a real grill in its life.  The result looks like this:

I have no doubt in my mind that the whopper in that picture tastes excellent.  That’s not what I’m here to talk about.  What I am here to talk about is the seriously unrealistic standard that the marketing department of a fast food restaurant creates with those PhotoShopped but delicious looking pictures they use in the advertisement.

Customers, fact of life: it will never look like the picture.  Unless you want to wait for two hours while a team of workers stack each ingredient perfectly and we paint the food the vibrant colors.  Then treat it with a special gloss so that it shines in the light.

But then your food, like the delectable picture, wouldn’t be edible.  And you wouldn’t be able to grab it and go at the drive-thru.

It would be nice if the marketing department adopted the Domino’s Pizza approach by using real food in the pictures taken by customers and uploaded to a website.  It looks far more realistic, and just as tempting (in many cases).  And best of all, the customer knows exactly what to expect and isn’t lead astray by painted lettuce or meticulously arranged nacho chips.

It also creates some accountability with the employees: while speed is important, presentation is also a must!  This might be online.  Do you want to be “that guy” that made the “Slopper” that appears on our company’s website?  Nobody wants to be “that guy.”

Since I don’t see  BK or Wendy’s adopting that kind of a policy anytime soon, I recommend that employees just joke with the customers about how disappointed they are in the presentation of the real food versus the fantasy marketing.  Then, after sharing a laugh, tout the quality of the food for the price, leaving them with that food for thought!


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21 Oct

I just redesigned the logo that accompanies posts related to the One Minute McManager to more closely reflect the original One Minute Manager logo.

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How to Answer the Drive-Thru

14 Oct

One of the top tips I gave for increasing speed of service is to streamline words, phrases, and questions at the drive-thru.  This caused quite a bit of controversy in the comment section, so I decided to clarify a bit.

Let’s take a peek at an employee at my last restaurant, who is a great example of what not to do.  I will present a typical order from her, followed by a critique:

Customer: I’d like a Whopper, —

Order Taker: Would you like cheese on that?

Customer: Sure.  And I’d —

Order Taker: Is that a meal?

Customer: . . .  Uh, yeah.

Order Taker: What would you like to drink with that?

Customer: . . . Um . . . I’d like . . . a . . . Coke, and —

Order Taker: Small, Medium, or Large?

Customer: The drink?

Order Taker: No, the meal.

Customer: Oh. . . Uh, I guess . . . uh, Medium.  Uh. . .

Order Taker: Is that it?

Customer: No, I’d like . . . uh. . . a. . . Chicken Sandwich —

Order Taker: Original or Tendercrisp?

Customer: Which one is on the long bun?

Order Taker: The Original.

Customer: Original —

Order Taker: Would you like cheese on that?

Customer: Uh, sure, I guess. . .

Order Taker: Would that be the meal?

Customer: Well, uh, . . . sure —

Order Taker: What kind of drink?

Customer: Uh, . . . uh . . . Maybe . . . Diet Coke?

Order Taker: Small, Medium, or Large?

Customer: (quietly) Small, Medium or Large?

Friend: . . . (almost inaudible) Not sure . . . Large!

Customer: (loud again) Large.  And —

Order Taker: Is that it?

Customer: No, I got more comin’ . . .

I’m not impressed, and I’m annoyed.  I would have had this order taken already, in its entirety.

How could this possibly go quicker?  There are two critiques I have, in addition to politeness.  “Is that it?” is not a proper way to attempt to close an order.  It’s a bit rude and off-putting.  Always say, “Will that be all for you, today?”  Or something like it.  Note also the number of “–“‘s that end the customer’s side of the conversation.  This is where our order taker has cut the customer off to ask a question.  Also very rude.

The critiques that will assist speed of service, and thus the body of this post, are that she is overselling and over-clarifying. Continue reading